Sierra told me the other day that i had to write this story in my blog so everyone could read it, so here it goes. Micah lately has discovered all those things that most guys find funny, but just about every girl thinks is disgusting, he now loves to burp, fart, spit and just about anything he can think of that will bug me! The story I'm supposed to tell though is the one where he decided to try and pee on one of the dogs. He was supposed to be taking a "rest" and Becky let him rest in the living room, i was in my bedroom, Becky was taking a nap in her bedroom, and i heard some suspicious noises so i went to check on Micah. When these sounds are heard (giggling, dogs barking, running, or doors slamming) I know it's time to sneak up on him and try and catch him in the act of whatever trouble he's causing. So I tiptoed to my door and opened it as quietly as Icould to find him just walking out of his room with a very, very guilty grin on his face. When he saw me he said "I changed my pants because I went potty in them"
Trying not to roll my eyes I asked him "Oh great Micah where did you do this, and why?"
So he takes me to the living room and shows me one spot and says "right there, and I was trying to pee on Ophelia."
"YOU WERE WHAT? GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!" while I was saying this to him Iwalked across the floor which was a little wet in spots, and then I discovered that pretty much every place there was a pillow on the floor or on an couch it was hiding a wet spot, so not only were the couches and floor wet but so were a million pillows. I didn't even know where to start or what to do, thankfully at this point Becky wakes up and asked what was happening so i told her and then walked back out of my room and let her take care of things, it was my day off! Just kidding she took care of Micah and I helped clean up.
Micah was sent to his room for the rest of the day, with no dinner and he was given a spanking! Now I shouldn't be as excited about that as I am, but the kid has been needing a spanking for SO long so I was kinda glad he finally got one.
Becky and i ate Ben and Jerry's ice cream and had a nice quiet evening, only interrupted by Micah every once in a while coming out trying to get something and being told to go back to his room. One time he came out with his dramatic little act mastered and said "I really need food please so I can grow and be healthy." It was awfully cute but he got sent back to his room. Then he decided he was mad, so to punish us he came marching out of his room and said "I'm trying to break this" and showed us his pinkie finger and started bending it backwards. He was sent back to his room again and every so often we could hear him say "ow, ow, ow." Becky did end up giving him some crackers to eat because she felt a little bad for him.
So that's the story of the day, well not today it happened a few days ago. Today we went to the beach and it was lovely.
